What is your Strangest Kink? EP 3 NoFilters #PaulinaandDerlis #Kinks
This episode is like your fave late-night convo with friends — raw, unscripted, and sprinkled with those “I can’t believe they just said that” moments. Our lovely duo, Derlis and Paulina, alongside their candid camera guy, Victor, dish the dirt on everything from modern dating to outrageously intimate stories.
Curious about the darkside of OnlyFans and why strippers deserve more credit? Or how about the intricacies of relationships, to the downright bizarre fantasies? Well, it’s about to get hot in here.
TimeStamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:20 - The Saucy Start
00:45 - Sexy Conundrum
01:10 - Slippery When Cold
03:02 - The Climax
15:00 - Naughty Nightmares
30:00 - A Swift Crush
45:00 - OnlyFans Tea
01:00:00 - Heartstrings and Pillow Talk
01:10:00 - The Flirty
01:12:43 - Outro
About the Hosts:
Derlis: Think of him as that friend who’s always got a story that’ll make you laugh till you cry, and sometimes just cry with you. He’s here to keep it real and maybe, just maybe, make sense of this crazy thing called life.
Paulina: She’s the voice of your bold, no-regrets inner self, mixing humor with wisdom in a cocktail you didn’t know you needed. From heartbreaks to hilarious misadventures, she’s got a story for every occasion.
Catch up with Paulina & Derlis off-air:
INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/paulinaandderlispodcast/
🎧 More episodes here: https://paulinaandderlispodcast.buzzsprout.com
Must-Watch:
PND Podcast EP 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VsEhlw_ufY&t=814s
What’s your take? Jump into the conversation: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5ozeO9sAkzU
ModernDating #Strippers #Threesome #TwoHotTakes #Onlyfans #HeartToHeart #Laughs #NoRegrets
What is your Strangest Kink? EP 3 NoFilters #PaulinaandDerlis #Kinks
This episode is like your fave late-night convo with friends — raw, unscripted, and sprinkled with those “I can’t believe they just said that” moments. Our lovely duo, Derlis and Paulina, alongside their candid camera guy, Victor, dish the dirt on everything from modern dating to outrageously intimate stories.
Curious about the darkside of OnlyFans and why strippers deserve more credit? Or how about the intricacies of relationships, to the downright bizarre fantasies? Well, it’s about to get hot in here.
TimeStamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:20 - The Saucy Start
00:45 - Sexy Conundrum
01:10 - Slippery When Cold
03:02 - The Climax
15:00 - Naughty Nightmares
30:00 - A Swift Crush
45:00 - OnlyFans Tea
01:00:00 - Heartstrings and Pillow Talk
01:10:00 - The Flirty
01:12:43 - Outro
About the Hosts:
Derlis: Think of him as that friend who’s always got a story that’ll make you laugh till you cry, and sometimes just cry with you. He’s here to keep it real and maybe, just maybe, make sense of this crazy thing called life.
Paulina: She’s the voice of your bold, no-regrets inner self, mixing humor with wisdom in a cocktail you didn’t know you needed. From heartbreaks to hilarious misadventures, she’s got a story for every occasion.
Catch up with Paulina & Derlis off-air:
INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/paulinaandderlispodcast/
🎧 More episodes here: https://paulinaandderlispodcast.buzzsprout.com
Must-Watch:
PND Podcast EP 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VsEhlw_ufY&t=814s
What’s your take? Jump into the conversation: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5ozeO9sAkzU
ModernDating #Strippers #Threesome #TwoHotTakes #Onlyfans #HeartToHeart #Laughs #NoRegrets
And it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't say anything.
Speaker 1:so I'm not doing it. No, I saw it recording.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're recording and everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're recording and everything, All the cameras, if you're not recording the audio.
Speaker 2:I'm going to throw this chair at you. It's funny, you know.
Speaker 3:No, we need Vic.
Speaker 2:Oh, he'll survive. A chair, it's fine.
Speaker 1:Why are you making me self-conscious I?
Speaker 2:got mine red.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, but yeah, the need for speed has been the need for speed.
Speaker 3:The need for speed has been my thing since I was little, and what was your favorite car, so Subaru Impreza, WRX. I even my first car Like. When I came to America nine years ago, the first car I wanted to buy was that Blue Like all done up and stick shift, all of it I was just lowered and everything just to the ground.
Speaker 3:But then like then they hit me with like 500 insurance because it's a sports car and that was my first car that I was gonna buy. I was like fuck. So now, honestly, one day I will have that. I mean, I can have it now, but I'm trying to be responsible, you know and just like what do you need the need for speed right there?
Speaker 2:do you really need it?
Speaker 3:I need it, I really do will you go drifting? I love that shit, like you don't understand like do you know how to drift? Oh yeah, oh sure, oh yeah, oh yeah, my dad used to take me on like um well, maybe not on like a dry surface, but we would go on on the snow like in the like icy parking lots and we would just fully send it. It was great. Those are like my favorite memories, honestly, um. But I've always had the need for speed, like motorcycles, jet skis, um.
Speaker 2:Even on skis like I just hit 51 miles per hour, which is not like crazy, but that's a lot for a girl I gotta ask this is this might be a little bit uh pervy question, like some girls that go into cars or use uh motorcycles- like obviously like the rev and everything else just gets them going. I'm just wondering if that is an actual thing, or is that just like?
Speaker 3:I mean it. I think depends on the personality, if, if a woman likes that stuff for sure, like if you have the need for speed and you get in the car, that's like well, I've seen people just sit on laundry like washers and just need for a cycle.
Speaker 3:Um, I don't know, I don't know that's that's an interesting question for sure. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, that's an interesting question for sure. Yeah, I don't know. If you like that stuff, it will get you going, obviously, but I think it depends on who that is like, who she is, you know, and what she likes. But I've always liked the bad boys with like motorcycles and fast cars. I outgrew them now because I realized, you know, Now that bad boy's gonna have a bicycle?
Speaker 2:yeah, exactly right now I'm trying to build family, so like maybe we should not have a motorcycle yeah, that's always the the fun change right there but I still love the need for speed.
Speaker 3:I mean I uh, you know, I would love to go skydiving again. I've done that before.
Speaker 2:That's a different type of speed, it's almost like a you know like you feel the shit just come out of you as soon.
Speaker 3:It's almost need for like deadly yeah diaper and deadly experiences, I'm like, oh, this is great, let's just act, you know, let's just do something crazy that might kill us get me fucking killed exactly. So I've always said that I don't know it's a little scary, but honestly like it gets you going and gets you living, not just surviving. You want to thrive in life. So any experience I can have that gets my blood boiling a little bit not in a toxic way, please, because that happened a lot of times but, you know, any fun lively experiences.
Speaker 2:I'm always here for it I feel like I'm such a boring person are you yeah?
Speaker 3:absolutely, I'm here are you um scared of like yeah, like, do you have a fear of height or I would say, like vick, we went out to uh.
Speaker 1:What was that spot with uh on the tower, on the building with uh, you see, right down yeah, yeah, no, no, it was like in in new york city it's like where you can see through the floor, the edge, yeah, yeah, yeah I cannot step on that shit I would not yeah no, I saw that I was like nah bro, it's gonna be my luck I see this little kid run past it?
Speaker 2:fine, yeah, but he's a little kid, he does that. I was like, nah, bro, it's going to be my luck, it's going to be my luck. I see this little kid run past it? Fine, yeah, but he's a little kid.
Speaker 3:He does my shit. He's like weights 25.
Speaker 2:I know you picked me up, but I'm just like Strong like a bull.
Speaker 3:I got it still.
Speaker 2:You'll see those photos soon, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:Or maybe you already did. I don't know what time it is, it doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, you know what's interesting? It's um. The way I would describe it is I don't necessarily have a fear of heights, but I have a fear of falling okay, there's an actual, I've heard someone mention it to me that there's a french term for it that's called the call of the void oh, wow whereas, like for me, I feel like whenever I'm on like unrestrained near a ledge, I have just like.
Speaker 1:My brain immediately goes to like what if you just fell?
Speaker 3:you would die I get nightmares where I'm falling, so that might wait.
Speaker 2:You have a nightmare.
Speaker 3:I wake up when I feel like I'm falling in my dream it's scary, yeah, yeah and you don't just wake up I mean, I wake up when I'm about to die or hit something, so it's not just falling like when I start falling. I don't wake up when I'm about to hit the floor and die.
Speaker 1:That's when I wake up when I'm about to die or hit something.
Speaker 3:So it's not just falling, like when I start falling, I don't wake up when I'm about to hit the floor and die. That's when I wake up, thank Lord. Jesus Christ, I'm not ready to go.
Speaker 2:I think, like one of the it's definitely it's painted in my mind, just like one of the times that I dreamt of, where I felt or I saw a shark come at me and just clench oh, stop. Shark, come at me and just clench, oh, stop it. I just, I just I just woke up and I was like, oh fuck, like you know when you wake up sweating.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh. I've had plenty of those nights, jesus christ, I would wake up like and the worst ones are when, like one of like your parents, something happens to you, one of your parents, or something like it happened to me once and I was just like why you?
Speaker 3:know and I'm someone who always freaking, needs to know why. So I I start diving into these freaking nightmares and then I'm like, oh my God, this is so scary. You know, I'm always trying to find either a solution to something or a meaning to something, so sometimes I go in like a rabbit hole trying to figure it out. But yeah, nightmares are scary. I mean they're whoops, something flashed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're good, I'm good, I don't know, uh, it's my light flashed though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a computer it was like no, I hope not no, my whole light flashed yeah, I saw that too.
Speaker 3:I was like oh shit, um. But speaking of nightmares, I tend to dream about zombies oh yeah, let's go into it, let's do it for some freaking reason. They freak me out. I don't know what it is. I don't even watch enough of horror movies, including zombies, because it's like it's always been my fear. I don't know, I maybe there's there's like a deep belief that that potentially might happen to us down the road, that I don't know, that some toxic thing's going to get released in the world and people start.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I couldn't say we're flagged no, that youtube, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh shit, really that pandemic thing that happened you know like I'm gonna bleep covid just because of this. Now, damn, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, go figure like your views go down just because of that.
Speaker 1:That's insane. You need disclaimers all the time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, like because like people talking about COVID and like don't get your shot, do get your shot.
Speaker 3:Oh, there's a lot of like opinions and things happening yeah exactly.
Speaker 1:And then everybody, they just flat out flagged the word now.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, I mean like people just giving out advice, like just you know drink some, uh, some good old bleach. Oh god, yeah. What is wrong with us seriously?
Speaker 1:but.
Speaker 3:If it comes to zombies yeah, um, I've always been so terrified and, you know, I tend to dream about them a lot and I'm always running away from it. So, funny story.
Speaker 3:So one of the guys that I used to talk to, um, you know, just like I was like driving home she says I was driving home and I was just like in my feelings about something I remember and I we're like face emming, um obviously I'm not on my phone while I'm driving just like laying down there, um, and and I'm asking him a question, I'm like babe, and he's like what? And I was just like if there was like a zombie apocalypse, you know, and we're like laying in bed and all of a sudden you a zombie apocalypse, you know, and we're like laying in bed and all of a sudden you see a zombie like just jumping in the bedroom, like what do you do? He's like what do you mean? I'm grabbing my gun. He was in military, so he's like well-prepared for that, I guess.
Speaker 1:So I'm grabbing my gun.
Speaker 3:I start shooting. I'm like what if you miss it? And like he starts charging after me. So he looks at me like, well, you better fucking run quick to the car, because if you're not running quick, I'm leaving you behind.
Speaker 3:And I'm like you know and typically I would laugh at this, but like I was in my feelings, I'm almost positive I was on my period and I was like you're going to leave me behind and I took it so much to my heart I was like, oh my god, what if it was like a real life story? You know, are you gonna protect me? Like you can't even fucking protect me from zombies. You know, I got in my head so much about this that I like it was such a turnoff for me. And he looks at me, he's like, are you serious? And I was like, yep, if you can't fucking protect me from a zombie, why would I think you're gonna protect me in real life? Zombies aren't fucking real. So you should have just said like, oh yes, baby, I got you. I mean, tell me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3:But like I've talked to multiple people about this, like guys and girls, and everyone like took my side and I was just like this motherfucker didn't want to protect me. I was so in my head and you know I'm here alone, like my parents are in poland. I almost have to protect myself with everything. I don't really have anyone to show up all of a sudden and get job done. If something is happening to me, so to me.
Speaker 2:So you got a gun. No, I need one, though Shit.
Speaker 3:Actually don't, don't give it to me because I would go reckless with it.
Speaker 2:So, but I don't even know what that means. All right, white people with guns yeah, we know what that means. All right, white people with guns.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we know what happens I, I can't, no, I can't, no, not like that. I'll probably freaking scare somebody that I hate.
Speaker 3:But um, let's not, let's not do that. But um, the zombie. I was so pissed. I was like bro, why are you not gonna protect me? He's like you better run fast. If you don't run fast then you're dying. I'm like that's fucked up. And then I asked him another question. I was like, oh okay, what if I'm like making it to the car and all of a sudden you see, and I got bit, he goes, you're getting shot right away. I was like yo just gonna shoot me right away. I was like, yeah, because what if I'm driving and and you know, you, you turn zombie and all of a sudden you're gonna bite me. But I was like that's so sad and I just wanted like a good answer, like I just wanted. This was one of the moments where I just wanted, wanted him to tell me what I want to hear, because it was just like so hype um hypothetical um, and he just like disappointed me big time and I took it too hard and that was such a turn off.
Speaker 3:Call me crazy, but I was just like no, I'm done and he was like have you ever fought with your boyfriend?
Speaker 2:or like an ex, like where it's just like about a dream you had oh yeah, cheating dreams 100 that's a real thing yeah, I would never deal with that yeah I don't? I'm like oh, you mad at me for that, okay, no, so so it wasn't like a real fight, but I would wake up.
Speaker 3:I always wake up very happy, let's just put it that way. If I have a nightmare like that, I'm like all right, like this is what I believe. Like, subconsciously, you know something is going on. If you're dreaming about it Now it might not be that specifically, but something is going on with your relationship and it has proven, like I've proven myself, that that's a valid statement. Like because if I'm worrying about something throughout the day, I'm typically going to dream about it the same night. That's just me personally. So like with the zombies when I watch a sci-fi movie, where it's like a lot of weird shit running around, or like a horror movie, not without, let's say, there's no zombies, but it's something scary.
Speaker 3:I end up dreaming about zombies. Um, if something is not going right in my life and I'm stressing about something throughout the day, I'm gonna dream about it. Um, so I did dream about you know the cheating right? And I, like, would wake up and be like bro and he's like what? And I was like are you cheating are you cheating and he's like polio.
Speaker 3:What are you talking about? And I'm like I had this dream, this girl and this that and I'm just going into details like you're so silly. It's just a dream. Okay, turns out that he was actually cheating so you know like I mean intuition.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it is. I think it is because, like I was already thinking about checking if that's the case. You know, because I had that gut feeling. If when you start neglecting someone, that woman or a man are going to have these feelings and you're going to be like, why am I being neglected right now, you know what's going on. You're going to try to communicate. When the communication is not going the way you want it, then you start being like all right, something's up, so you're going to start questioning things and then you're not sleeping at night because you're in your head about it, like are they cheating or not? So I do believe that some dreams, uh, are not partially, they're partially true. Okay.
Speaker 2:Partially. Vic weigh in on this.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, because I don't, because he was like he said, I thought, yeah, I don't deal with this shit at all, so go ahead.
Speaker 1:Well, I've never had that particular accusation, but I will say that, like, there is definitely the interesting point that, like dreams can be prophetic or like subconscious, because the dreams and your subconscious do play a lot and your subconscious sometimes tries to tell you things when you're asleep. I do believe that for sure, that like so that that can have intertwining thing, but at the same time, yeah, it's like obviously if someone came to me and was accusing me or something like that but I would know that it's okay.
Speaker 1:It's not true, but it's not. Also, it's not always right to devalue the person's feelings but they're coming at you.
Speaker 2:Okay, they're crazy, good, good, no, but like you, can just navigate the emotion and try to help them to get to the root of the what? No, it's just dealing with somebody. I got things to do, but I I hear you I mean like no, it's more so like she might be worried about something and maybe I get it. But what if?
Speaker 3:you're actually doing something fucking wrong, you know, and she's coming at you and you're like, you're a piece of shit and you're gaslighting people, but I mean like then what do you want me to tell you?
Speaker 2:that person's a piece of shit, like yeah there's a lot of piece of shit.
Speaker 1:People there's also like the middle ground, too, where it's like maybe, certain behaviors that you normally do right that for you is normal, like maybe you're like super friendly with all your friends, that? Are girls, you're huggy and stuff like that yeah and she's not comfortable with it. But she never said anything about it.
Speaker 3:So now she's getting see. It comes down to communication and comprehension. Once again, it's like everybody needs to just learn how to communicate properly so you're running down, zombie bites you.
Speaker 2:You get in the car, he about to shoot you, but apparently you told me there's a way that's rock solid, that you would survive all this. So if I'm in love with someone, oh God, no, no, no, come on, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3:I believe in, like Romeo and Juliet, shit, shit. I will have that one day.
Speaker 2:I know that no, that's fine, but you know, love doesn't cure cancer. So let's, let's keep going.
Speaker 3:But yeah, go ahead no, so I would cut your arms off as a zombie. If you turn into a zombie and I'm in love with you and I don't want to shoot you because I just want you around Call it selfish, I don't care. I would cut off your arms so you wouldn't feel the pain because you're dead, and I would cut out your jaw so you can't bite me.
Speaker 1:You're going full Michonne on this then.
Speaker 3:What is it?
Speaker 1:From Walking Dead. She did that to her two little brothers and kept it around on dog chains. Yeah, yeah, so you're walking around, we can maybe still have sex.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, okay. That took a turn, this conversation. Why, no, you're not, you're. Oh god, god, help this girl. I need to go to church now make.
Speaker 1:I'll invite you over on Sunday?
Speaker 2:God help this girl. She just said she's okay with necrophilia.
Speaker 1:I think this is next level necrophilia.
Speaker 3:Guys, my imagination is wild, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1:I feel like I wouldn't kill you.
Speaker 3:My point is I wouldn't kill you. I would find a solution Exactly like in Walking Dead.
Speaker 2:You know You're walking on a chain, but you're you're next to me, like, yeah, if I turn into a zombie mercy, kill me please. Like there's no need for me to not eat brains and and be fucking. I'm a slave. At that point it's just like the worst ways.
Speaker 3:It's just I can't even enjoy this, god damn no, maybe that's what I mean, like, obviously this is some, this is a topic that's not real, but maybe zombies are not really fully dead I feel.
Speaker 2:I feel like a lot of women will agree with you. I swear it's okay. I will say this in the show.
Speaker 1:It was a big trauma point for her and eventually, for her to get over it.
Speaker 2:She had to kill them, kill them like I feel like I'm well prepared for a zombie apocalypse, like as far as, like, I'm surviving it. I a zombie apocalypse, like as far as like surviving it, I don't know, but as far as like killing my emotions and killing people, yeah, I think I'm ready to do like you know, like, okay, I'm ready to send it. Yeah, yeah, I mean like, yeah, it'll suck, like if I have to kill my mom or something like that. Yeah, no, I don't your best friend or your buddy.
Speaker 3:You got to do it, I can't do it. That's a real friend right there. That's crazy, I don't know yeah.
Speaker 2:Scary topics. Scary topics.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's talk about, because a lot of people there's a lot of, obviously Taylor.
Speaker 2:Swift.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fame about Taylor Swift, let's talk about her, so I don't know if you guys know, but I used to sing and Taylor. You still do yeah, just in the shower now.
Speaker 2:But I do miss it sometimes. You were singing plenty. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3:But I used to sing her songs and I've always thought she had an amazing voice and her art has been amazing. So there's no doubt for me to admit that.
Speaker 2:But is she attractive? Is she attractive? Yeah, that she's, but is she attractive is?
Speaker 3:she attractive. Yeah, we really want to know, like from if you were to rate Taylor Swift, we want to know what would you give her from 0 to 10?
Speaker 2:cause Victor is fucking crazy, like he's just putting her on a fucking pedestal just got all my got all my nose. It's his type yeah, yeah, he's whitewashed, all I said is that she is above average.
Speaker 1:She's a seven for me, and that's it. No, Give you a piece D. Oh, she's a five.
Speaker 2:Six at best. At best, like we're taking away talent and you know her kindness and all that. We're just looking at her. She's an average white girl.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:White girl at her. She's an average white girl. Yeah, white girl, white girl excuse me.
Speaker 1:There we go like, and it's okay, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2:Like I think I'm probably like a five or six, and that's perfectly okay.
Speaker 3:I'm an average guy like yeah yeah, I don't know what I would give her. Um, I, yeah, I would never. If I saw her in public, I wouldn't be like you know what I mean. Like I just like, all right, another one. Yeah, just like you said.
Speaker 2:Like I think she's average if it wasn't taylor swift right like, like you know, if she just walked the street.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe because she's tall, I would look. Yeah, I don't know how tall is she actually, she's like five eleven, five, six, yeah, um but so maybe that would like draw my attention. But like her face and her body, absolutely not. I would give her a five too.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think she's, she's all that. And like we talked about this before too Like, even though I love her songs and her art, I don't I don't see myself spending more than like two hundred dollars to go see her on the concert.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, totally agree with that. Yeah, totally agree with that. Like ridiculous.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like you need to have a fat ass. Something on you to make me go and like watch this crazy show.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't say that, I just talented.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, she's talented, though. This is what I mean. Like I love her music. It's just like what kind of show are you putting? On that because I haven't seen her life apparently it's really good.
Speaker 2:I can't, I can't see it, maybe everything else around her, like the way that the show is put together, but like her alone, I don't know, yeah, no, I'll say like this is like, if I have to pay, like I've gone to madison square garden and seen like big artists you know and all that, but some of the best shows I've ever seen have been in just small, intimate venues, just jazz players or somebody else like just just somebody that loves music, just just pure talent, nothing extra.
Speaker 1:Here's a good question, like for you to pay the top high ticket for a concert. What are, like, the parameters of the show? Because for me I'm kind of like my, I go to rock on bitches. Yeah, I go to rock concerts, bitches.
Speaker 2:I go to rock concerts, so 1,000%.
Speaker 3:Like we need some booty action yeah.
Speaker 2:I go to the Weeknd. Every time he comes through I'm just like because I know there's going to be beautiful women. But you know what?
Speaker 3:The Weeknd got ruined because of kids.
Speaker 2:He got ruined because of kids. Yeah, it's unfortunate you go to a show. I went when the Weeknd was popping off. Yeah, beautiful women everywhere, bootiful, bootiful, I say.
Speaker 1:but now is this really why people go to concerts? Yeah, bro, what's wrong really, oh yeah you're, maybe I'm just a because I'm a musician. I'm like I actually go for the music bro, the music is obviously one of the reasons but like the fact that you don't measure, like oh well, all the concerts I go to are just the band on stage yeah, I do, even the big ones like the hundred dollar, hundred fifty dollar concerts.
Speaker 2:Oh bro you haven't gone to a like a three hundred dollar show then I've been to shows that have those tickets.
Speaker 3:They're just rock concerts yeah, he likes the rock yeah, they don't do.
Speaker 2:They don't do this, so much fanfare yeah, but I've seen hot girls at rock concerts yeah, I have I have seen them too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, um the best concert.
Speaker 2:I think it just doesn't watch women, he just like goes I mean, I've been married, I also, I've been to rock concerts.
Speaker 3:I have like female leads yeah, you know like five leaf and but he's a musician, so he goes for the music. That's the thing. Like he's a husband.
Speaker 2:That's. That's the thing. He's just like great. I'm just watching my wife I love that. I'm glad there's men like that out there don't know where, but I want my girl to watch girls with me.
Speaker 3:That's, that's can we talk about strip clubs, because I love strip clubs that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2:It's like, listen, we'll just watch them. It doesn't mean like I'm gonna go like yeah, I want down for stuff like that.
Speaker 3:I really am I think it's a. It's great, like I mean I wouldn't go to like a sketchy strip club, oh, I've been to sketchy strip I'm sure you have everybody's like, yeah, dirty d all day.
Speaker 2:You know the dirtiest strip club I've been to? It was around patch hog. It was around two in the morning. Me and my buddy got off the train and li double r and then we ended up just like going this.
Speaker 2:Oh, we got time to gossip like yeah, yeah, I forgot what it was called, but you know it was like dirty, just because there was a veteran with no arms just rolling through there and then, like one of the strippers came on, it was just me and my buddy there christian love you, bro, like you're a true one for this. And then like, unfortunately, like as she's dancing in front of us, uh, you know, just tip her yeah, yeah I just noticed there's a string hanging just in between, like you know like outside of her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, and I was just like ma'am, miss, miss, and she's like like just to try to tell her.
Speaker 3:It's just like yo, yo hide that at least you know.
Speaker 2:So bad yeah uh, and just like, yeah, that was, that's pretty see, I've gone to um the strip club in miami.
Speaker 3:That was a nightclub with the strip club so you actually would have. Yeah, but you would have like like djs come on, and then you would have like literally dancers everywhere, strippers. But they were built different. When I tell you like you look at them and you know that they work out heavy. So it's like a career for them, more than just like you know whatever. So I was super impressed with their abilities, like how strong they are um and I had a blast are built different.
Speaker 3:I literally had a blast there. It was a performance, um, beautiful ladies, you know, dancing on the poles, on the poles, and I don't know. It was just a great experience for me and ever since then I was like I can go to strip clubs, like, and especially with my men, like see, vick, bring your wife like to strip clubs.
Speaker 3:Don't go do sketch one, but so did five stars my girlfriends just went to uh vegas and I, when I went to vegas couple years ago, I we went to magic mike show oh and you know some girls are like let's go, yeah some girls are like oh my god, and I'm just sitting there laughing, my ass off, because to me that's the furthest form of masculine energy from a man to be dancing like that. I don't know Personally, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I would love to just be dancing and hitting a grandma with my dick. That's not what happens. Yeah, that's fully masculine. Right there, baby. It's like bam bam, bam, bam bam, and I'm getting paid at the same time, Okay.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'm not shitting on what they do because the show alone is fun, but like 90% of them are gay and like you know, I'm just not the type of girl who's going to sit there like, oh my God, he's six pack, it's so nice, maybe just because I look at so many different things than just your appearance. But the performance was great. But you know, all my girlfriends were like, oh my God, it was so hot and I'm like I would really go female strip club.
Speaker 2:Then we need to get some strippers up in here in this podcast yeah, let's get this shit popping. I just need them to twerk. I told Victor like this is like his mission. Yeah, we need to have a twerk-a-thon. Just happen just one time.
Speaker 3:Just one time. That's all I ask Lord. Yeah, I feel like we can make that happen. I can talk to my people, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 2:Big booty bitches. Make my dreams come true.
Speaker 1:I got you.
Speaker 3:It's going to be a gift. If you guys help us grow the podcast, we'll make it happen for you.
Speaker 2:There you go. We'll put like you know a little, but you know, as it grows it'll be bigger bbl at the end of it. It's just like there it is.
Speaker 3:You're so silly but yeah, strip clubs are are fun, for sure oh, absolutely and I, you know, I don't, I wouldn't want my men to go by himself. Yeah, uh, but I I wouldn't say no to it, like meaning like I would want. I would give him an option like, hey, you want to go to strip club, I'm coming with you and then we can go together.
Speaker 2:Let me ask you this then how do you feel about uh, only fan girls then? Are they, are they strippers, porno like? Like models, what like? Because you know they just say I'm an OnlyFans and like that could be anything. I put Pokemon cards on there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can. Honestly, I've heard that OnlyFans can be as little as Instagram profile. You can put anything in there and then people just subscribe $5 and whatever.
Speaker 2:I feel like we should have an OnlyFans.
Speaker 3:Just me and you, with the photoshoot that we just did For sure.
Speaker 2:Or we just do funny shit, like, just like come on our only fans, like I'm an only fans model too hey, let's go.
Speaker 3:What do you do? I run an only fans business yeah, let them be on brand perfect. Um, what do I think? I think it's a hustle. Um, it depends on how you run it and what you expose, but at the end of the day, it's your decision and I'm nobody to judge. I'm a girl's girl, so like I never really judge.
Speaker 2:Unless it's men, then we judge.
Speaker 3:No, I mean, sometimes we do no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we do. No, don't get me wrong Like.
Speaker 3:I try to stay out of drama and judge anyone because I know that everybody's on a different journey and everyone has gone through different things, so I try to stay away from that. But if it comes to OnlyFans, I actually have a great friend of mine that has been crushing it. She has no filter. Love it Nope.
Speaker 3:I need to meet her. Yes, nope, she does not. Yes, um, yes, hopefully you can have her here as a guest, because I'm even like eager to hear more, hear more um on that aspect, and I'm sure you guys, uh, can relate to that too. Some of you might be doing only fans, some of you might be thinking of doing it, so that could be helpful, but she is crushing it. She was in school with me and, um she dropped out marketing strategy.
Speaker 3:That's what I want to know we're gonna ask I'm not sure, but she, she's just gorgeous, she does her thing and she makes over 10k a month, I feel like.
Speaker 2:That's always overlooked, unfortunately, for most people, where they think like, oh, you're hot and you have an only fans and it's okay, just put up photos and that's it right like no.
Speaker 3:There's so much more into it like you can't. Yeah, so I don't know the specifics. I didn't want to get like, get into it um it's, it's kind of private even though it's so public.
Speaker 2:But like people don't really want to like share too much um, especially if they know you and some of them are actually, uh, signed on to other management labels that they actually they take yeah, they take care of everything and then they get a percentage, obviously right from that right, which is like there's management teams for a lot of them.
Speaker 3:They do that honestly that's better if I if I were to do only fans, I like I wouldn't want to talk to these men. I'll be like yo, I'll give you a percentage, go ahead and entertain them. So I just take pictures. But then there's also videos and there's private things you do. I know, um, a couple that does it together, you know, and they only sleep with each other, they record each other and they make a web. That was something I asked, vic.
Speaker 2:I was just like hey, vic, like. So like would you judge a girl if, like you know, she has an OnlyFans? Like would you be like no, she, because you know that red pill kind of stuff. It's like would you be like no she, because you know that red pill kind of stuff Like listen guys, if you are real man, you say no to these OnlyFans bitches all day.
Speaker 3:I can't stand that shit. Yeah, no, neither can I. It's just like how would you?
Speaker 2:I would never put somebody down, but if she's fucking another man, yeah, sorry, then now you just Now your actions affect current relationships.
Speaker 3:So it's like it's different. Um, I, I don't know. I don't know. I've always told myself I would never, you know, talk to or date someone with a child. That's not true. Like it depends on the relationship that that parent has with the child and the other part, like the, the other parent, like there's a lot of factors that come and play and I think like people who are like oh, I'm never gonna you know never say never, right exactly like what.
Speaker 3:Like, oh, I'm never gonna uh date someone who was previously married. I was previously married, and what what? You know that?
Speaker 2:I didn't know that or maybe I forgot about that, but yeah, okay, wow, did not know. How was that divorce? Yeah, nasty really. Yeah, that sucks my. My marriage lasted eight months. Would you get married again? Wow, how was that divorce? Yeah, nasty Really, yeah, oh that sucks.
Speaker 3:My marriage lasted eight months.
Speaker 2:Would you get married again?
Speaker 3:Yeah, 100%. I don't count that as a real marriage because deep inside. I felt like I wasn't doing the right thing because I knew she was cheating. That was with the girl. Yeah, I married the girl. How crazy is that?
Speaker 1:I didn't vick. Did you know about this? I remember that you mentioned you were married. I didn't remember.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, exactly legal marriage for guys, and then he just ran through that shit like.
Speaker 2:What then? What got you back on the dick like?
Speaker 3:see, like I've always liked the dick, that it has nothing to do with the dick, it had to do with like the personality at the moment, like this is what I mean. Like when you raise people from zero to a ten, like person, like, uh, appearance wise, I don't look at those things and we've talked about it like I probably have dated sixes and sevens, you know, never above that.
Speaker 3:Um, because it's more to me than just your appearance same thing happened with her, with my ex-wife, um, you know, she was just there for me. I was broken at the moment. I needed attention, I needed some love, um, and let me tell you, it did take a lot out of me to turn into someone who was gay. Um, I kind of forced myself to it. I don't know, because I don't think I would ever go back to to be with a woman you know, never.
Speaker 1:No, I really wouldn't.
Speaker 3:I think she like scarred me for life, like I, I actually had to go to therapy for that, because I've, I've I've sacrificed a lot for for her.
Speaker 3:You know, um, I I come from a very traditional family where, like you know, my dad wasn't acceptive of of my decision and my mom, she's my ride or die, so she, she, she wasn't speaking on it, but she wasn't happy with my decision and I've sacrificed a lot for her, for her to just go and cheat on me and and be nasty about it and and there's further things. Um, but it also affected my immigration process, uh, because of her. So I've done nothing wrong, literally nothing wrong and I ended up having to pay so much more to even get a lawyer to go through the divorce and then help me stay here legally, because technically, when you get divorced, you don't get a permanent green card. So I was like, why am I getting punished for somebody else's dumb ass decisions? Um, I deserve to stay in this country. I've been paying taxes, I've been here legally since I since my foot stepped on us ground and I deserve to be here, and she was trying to ruin it for me.
Speaker 3:So the the whole marriage and divorce was bad and, you know, it affected me heavily mentally. So I ended up going to therapy and I've learned from it, not so much, because the next relationship sucked too. But now, after these two, let me fucking tell you I'm a whole different person. So maybe just I needed to go through a very similar thing twice to finally realize okay, no more staying with someone who is disrespecting you that way, no more staying with the hopes, no more, just move on. Some people just don't deserve you and they won't let you go because they're selfish and they want to eat cake and have it too. And it's the reality of the world. I've always been very naive if it comes to like like. I believe in the best in people.
Speaker 3:I really do believe that everyone is pure deep inside, because when you're born you're pure, and then life happens, and then you get salty, and then you know so you don't think anybody's born a sociopath um like inside their brain maybe there there might be some chemical imbalances, for sure, but I'm speaking like, with my personal experiences, like I do believe that these people are good deep inside, um, and their traumas that are not not healed make them monsters what about you, vick?
Speaker 2:what do you think on that? I agree, to a.
Speaker 1:On that I agree to a certain degree you agree to a certain degree what degree is this? Well let me finish. I'll tell you which degree I'm going to tell you what you want.
Speaker 2:I swear to God no romance definitely.
Speaker 1:There's definitely like, like you said, like where people can be born with certain imbalances and stuff, but also, like you know, there's certain things I feel like with the brain too can be modified, that turn certain things off, like the empathy part right you know, because they say, like a lot of those sociopathic pathological traits come on in early childhood you know like they'll kill an animal or something like that so it's like that's.
Speaker 1:That's definitely more nature versus nurture right but I also feel like majority of people that have like narcissistic traits, different things like that, that's definitely more trauma and really bad coping mechanisms right or different things like that no role models.
Speaker 3:I feel like just not being guided role models.
Speaker 1:I feel like just not being guided properly and I feel like a lot of people, out of trauma, turn off their emotions early on they run away from them you know, and that makes you sociopathic.
Speaker 3:I think, yeah, a hundred percent, see, that's a good way to put it. So I've been dealing with narcissists for the most part, so I've never dealt with someone who, like, was a sociopath, a little psychopath or whatever whatever you guys call it. My brain is dead today and I've always been with people who were traumatized at some point and just ran away from the pain instead of phasing it and actually going through it and healing, healing. And I feel like the older you get, the more you realize, like damn, I really need to go through that pain now, otherwise I'm never going to be happy in that specific aspect. So like if you were raised with a broken family and, let's say, you know your parents are not on good terms Because you can co-parent and still come to be like you know, come out to be a good person as an adult, but let's say you come from like a very bad childhood.
Speaker 3:It is going to be a good person as an adult, but let's say you come from like a very bad childhood. Um, it is going to be hard for you to have your own family. That's healthy and it's because you don't know better. You know what I mean and I used to make excuses for for all my exes like oh, but this is what happened in the past and this is what happened in the past. But like you do have control over it, you can heal your traumas nonetheless. Like you do, it's not your fault that you are who you are fully because it happened to you in the childhood, in the early stages. But you can't fix it and it's just getting it done. You know you don't necessarily need to understand what's going on, but go and fix it. Just go and get help. Fix it so you can live happy and have what you are looking for in life. Otherwise, the more you fucking run away, the more that shit is going to chase after you. That's a fact. Yeah, traumas are. Go to therapy, guys.
Speaker 2:Betterhelpcom Advertising. Pay us please.
Speaker 3:You do. I feel like everybody needs guidance. Nowadays there's so much negativity in the world. Just go, and what mentors. You don't need to be in therapy specifically if you have a mentor. If you, let's say like you're struggling with relationships, um, find someone who has like a solid relationship you know, so they can guide you better and maybe is it weird that I want like a sexual relationship with like a therapist, like just like one time.
Speaker 2:One time, you know, she just takes off the glasses. It's just like the bonbon you watch too much porn?
Speaker 3:yeah, I do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, we're canceling the porn part two, really, of this conversation, your future girlfriend dress up as a therapist?
Speaker 2:no, that's true, yeah that's true, but role play, you know that that was one thing. Uh, I'll talk about grape, grape, grape. Okay, like there's people that actually yeah, that great no, but like it's, uh it's. Some people do consent forms like to do, you know, like grape situations because that turns them on and stuff like that. Are those people mentally okay?
Speaker 3:I don't know. That's a tough question, victor, help me out here, because I have no idea, what I think.
Speaker 1:Man, I think it really has to be more of like what's the underlying reason for it? Is it for, like, the domination factor?
Speaker 2:Right, I mean, I like getting dominated. That's fine by me, you know.
Speaker 1:But it's also like, how far is it being taken to Wait, wait, wait. Don't dodge this question, victor. Okay.
Speaker 3:Do but it's also like how far is it?
Speaker 1:being taken to Wait, wait, wait. Don't dodge this question, victor. Okay, do you like?
Speaker 3:getting dominated. I think a healthy back and forth is pretty good. Yeah, switch it up. Switch it up, let's go. Victor, see, for me I am such a I don't know if I talked about this already, but I'm in my masculine energy in real life. Real life, not that it anyway. Um so in bed I do like to be more submissive and like just in the feminine energy, but like if I'm not getting what I want, then I'm gonna take over and kind of do what I need to do to get what I want I'll tell you right now one of the best moments of my life in bed it was one of my exes I'm on top and then she just like leans in, like clutches, like very slowly goes in my ear and just whispers this is my dick.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, like, just like that she says my dick, hell yeah, guys are so funny like you, guys are so like into that shit yeah, she literally then just wrapped her legs around mine and then just thrusted in three pumps in.
Speaker 2:I just like, no, no, you cannot do that to me and expect like, oh, I'm not gonna bust, like get the hell out of here, just like well, I think she expected. Yeah, oh yeah I, I nutted so good. I did not expect, vic, have you ever had that it?
Speaker 1:was like a finishing move.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, I was like oh, Like a vinegar stroke right there, just like done, done, good job.
Speaker 1:Good job. Yeah, some version of that I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you right now I'm not a masochistist, but I have one of my other exes. I like I was just talking to her just casually over the phone and stuff like that, and like we just bumped into a little conversation and she just goes like it was a back and forth kind of thing, like that, and uh, she just goes like stop being a little bitch.
Speaker 2:I was like, oh yeah, I was like okay, like oh, she could do that, but like I don't want people right now, like I'm gonna, I'm gonna hear it now, like as I'm driving, like you know, walking down the street, so I'm driving by like hey, little bitch we don't need that yeah like that's not giving me a boner dude, sorry interesting.
Speaker 3:This is so funny. I'm trying to, oh oh. I had a couple of experiences where, um, you know, the guys knew I'm polish. They're like can you talk nasty to me in Polish? And I automatically started laughing because, like I just does not sound the same. It's so weird. I mean, I said a couple of things in that like they were like all hyped up, but it doesn't work the same.
Speaker 2:White girls have asked me that like talking Spanish, and I'm like OK, puta, like what the fuck you want from me? Like, at the end of the day, like I swear to god, bro, it's just like you wild.
Speaker 3:And like like I'm I, you know it's I don't even know how to talk sexually in polish because, because I left when I was like 18, I only had two boyfriends so it's like it was like me still in the discovering stage of what do I like, what I don't like stuff like that. So I was a very vocal back then.
Speaker 2:I just feel like I'm bad at dirty talk. I'll be like you know, like I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 3:Let me not embarrass myself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly Like you know, some girl was really good at it. Like you know, like she was calling her, like I want to be your cock whore, I was like, oh, jesus, victor, let's go to church right now. This girl is a little too much right now, and you know what she was it was.
Speaker 1:It was crazy, it was crazy bro.
Speaker 2:It was crazy because she was a pediatrician. She was dealing with kids day in and day out and I just imagined like you know, like this girl, that was just like ramping my dick, like, like innocent by day and uh double at night. Oh my god bro, I was like, and what was crazy, because it was a tinder, it was a tinder occasion, okay. So so like, yeah, yeah, like that's what tinder is bro victor's so innocent?
Speaker 2:let me tell you one story about this shit. Let me tell you about one story about victor that I love so dearly, like yeah, this dude this dude we, we were writing a short uh script, you know for a short film and stuff like that yeah and then like in the scene, like we had the couple, like you know, talking on tinder yeah and and then like, uh, you know, I told victor, I was like we gotta come up with something to say and text, and like you know, and like victor's like why?
Speaker 2:I was like like can you just say hey? And I was like, bro, have you ever been on social like like? Dating sites has anybody ever just said hey to you? On on a and you were just like let me respond to this man just um, the the first time, no, like.
Speaker 3:If someone's like, hey, I'm like, hey, question mark, like are you gonna say something else?
Speaker 2:but if I know you already, I do have people who are like hey, yeah, I'm talking about like complete strangers that are just like, you just see, don't want to even talk to her. Yeah, I wouldn't even want to talk.
Speaker 3:Like, what kind of effort are you putting in, like it's first time, it's first time you're talking to me? That shit better be on point but that's so hard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so hard bro, it really is, it's like let me let me just start off something like right now. I don't even know, I always would.
Speaker 3:I feel like I would compliment someone on, not just like, oh, that's not, not on something that's so, uh, obvious, right. So like, tell her her, if she has beautiful blue eyes, she probably hears that every day give her a different compliment and that will get her started in the conversation, at least for me, like when one of the best compliments I've ever gotten was, um well, let's say two so one. I've always been insecure about my shape, my body shape, especially in poland, because on average, like because what you appear yes, I guess bottom down
Speaker 2:baby, yeah, let's go slim waist, sorry, that was a bad. There, we go there, we go there, we go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you know, typically european girls are on the slimmer side, yeah, taller, um, I'm just kind of like opposite. So yeah, type, let's go. Taylor Swift, motherfucker, don't hate him for it all the Swifties can come at me.
Speaker 2:I told him I was like all the Swifties can come at me.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure I can take them all on by sheer numbers. I could definitely just take them like pat, pat, pat.
Speaker 2:I could definitely go a couple thousand, now that's no.
Speaker 3:But so you know um the the awesome compliments I used to get here in america. They were like oh my god, you, you're like, you have like a perfect body. I'm like what. That's when I knew america was my home I was like I belong in this fucking place because my curvy body was like so such an insecurity, yeah, but also such an insecurity to me for the longest time.
Speaker 3:And I used to be even more in shape because I used to play badman, like we had excessive trainings every single day, so like I actually was in a great shape, but in my head I was chubby because everybody else around me was super skinny, you know, had muscles from playing badminton, but they were like tall and skinny and I was just complete opposite. And then the next favorite compliment I've received was about my energy, and that's when a guy got me right away I was just like, oh my god, I'm talking to you right now. You know, about energy. Whether he was full of shit or not doesn't even matter, because he he said like the second you walked into this room, the whole room just like turned and looked at you. That just proves that it's not because you're just a beautiful woman, it's your energy is what attracts people. And he also said you need to protect Panty wetter.
Speaker 3:Let's go. And he was like you know, you need to protect that energy because people are going to suck that out of you, Is there?
Speaker 2:really such a thing as that.
Speaker 3:Like I got to ask gonna suck that out of you is there really such a thing as that, like I gotta ask?
Speaker 2:like I believe it. Energy, no, no, no, no, not the energy, I believe in that too. I'm talking about like just you just wet your panties just from, just a compliment, or something like that I've never wet my panties from a compliment, but I was definitely wet, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a mental thing for girls I mean as much as it is for you guys. I I think it's the same. You just can't see when we get excited, you know?
Speaker 2:Yeah, like outside you can't see it. Actually, we can segue into a good conversation right here about indicators. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to teach you a little something-something right here, so pay attention okay. Okay, I'm scared guys. Okay, if a girl really likes you, she'll play with her hair. Number two, let's go with number two. She'll like do a little tug, like you know. I feel that's an indicator, not like you have to see several of them to like, be like. Okay, she's into you.
Speaker 3:But like you know, then if a girl really likes you, she's gonna have a hard time, looking you in your eyes at all times. Okay, she's gonna she's gonna feel like shy.
Speaker 2:Your wife hates you, bro. God damn, she's just looking at you directly. You better tell that girl like look that way, girl, so funny.
Speaker 3:Well, no, yeah, once you're at that level, you tell us another indicator, vick, actually, no, let's go vick what's?
Speaker 2:your indicator?
Speaker 1:tell us an indicator a girl likes you when they start laughing at jokes, you know aren't funny oh, that's a good one. I was gonna say like being goofy and you're just like being whatever and you're like I love that you're laughing, but a hundred percent agree.
Speaker 3:So the biggest indicator for me if I really like you is I start laughing and I get, I get goofy, like you said, victor, and I'm just like giggly and you know, like I'm just like how do I explain it? You would have to like see it to like I'm just like how do I explain?
Speaker 2:it. You would have to like see it to understand.
Speaker 3:But I definitely get like when I get intimidated by somebody, I like get lost and just red and wonder. Like I said, I don't look at you directly, I just like go around and act so innocent, even though I'm not.
Speaker 2:It's so weird, okay, but yeah, that's like a big one, for me at least okay, but that's to indicate that you like a guy yeah now indicators that you want to engage into something deeper, but with somebody that you might be like with or whatever, like maybe uh bottom lip biting yeah, bottom lip biting, yeah, are you what? Would you call?
Speaker 3:call uh sure, I mean bottom lip biting no, no, you just like put the accent on it. I was, I loved it. I was like, okay, I like it. No, um sure, I'm trying to think what I would do yeah, or one of my exes really did this really well.
Speaker 2:She just did that little like she bit her finger, like when she said something naughty, and she was like, oh yeah, like like I was like, yeah, you turned me on when you did that I feel like for me there's not really like an indicator physically, like I wouldn't make a move to show it.
Speaker 3:It would just be again energy, like you would know I would want you.
Speaker 2:You would just know I think your energy like that's a shift and then, yeah, to indicate that shift, it has to body language indicates your energy.
Speaker 3:I definitely, if I'm sitting somewhere and having a drink, I'll move over closer to you, that's for sure, like if I like you. Let's say we're sitting like this and we're on a date, I would like, hey, come sit next to me. I hate.
Speaker 3:by the way, I hate this Like normally on a date I actually like when someone sits next to me Because like we can hold hands, Like we can like get closer and you can kind of see if they smell. If they don't smell, that's a big one. Oh my God, yeah, that's a nick for me. If somebody smells nasty, yeah, the poor hygiene I can't Not even nasty.
Speaker 2:Just see just their scent. I don't like like I've been with a girl that yeah, like a girl I'm like she was beautiful, but when I was like close to her obviously you have to get close, yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean I'm like two feet away but still I don't know. Just trying to make a big dick joke, but anyways, the point being like I smelled her and like her scent nothing unpleasant about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I didn't like it. I didn't like it I didn't like it, it's a thing for sure. But like sitting next to someone, that's like a big test for me, like are you going to get weird out that I'm sitting next to you or are you enjoying it, and that's how I know if they like it or not. You know, you know what I? I'm nervous, yeah, yeah, like see, like if you told me that you're nervous, I'd be like shit, let me get nervous.
Speaker 2:Then like why is he nervous? No, you don't tell somebody you're nervous in the in that way okay more in the way of just like, like, like when you're holding hands, like you feel like the sweaty. Yeah, you just feel like you're excited, but you tell that person to tell that person.
Speaker 3:It's just like you make me nervous, like okay, like I like you in a sweet way. Okay, got it, got it. But if you like, sat down and be like shit, I'm nervous. I'll be like what the fuck? Why are you nervous? Like should I be nervous? And then I would get in my own head probably and I'll be like I gotta go but that's.
Speaker 2:There's a difference between telling somebody like you know, like yeah, it's in that confidence that you tell them like oh yeah, I'm, you know like I'm nervous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you may be nervous. That's so funny, just like you know. It's how you play with it and how you say things.
Speaker 2:And it's just like I've met some guys that unfortunately, they aren't capable of communicating correctly the message that they want to send to somebody communicating correctly the message that they want to send to somebody, and it's something I've worked on for years just because, like I was that loner kid or I was just like you know, outside, I didn't know how to talk to women you know, and then, like I've obviously like, worked on it and just like, but through that, like you know, watching movies like hitch, or reading books, that like help you to communicate right, not just to, like you know, pick Right, not just, to, like you know, pick up women, but to actually communicate.
Speaker 3:Just go out there and be open to communication. Yeah, yeah, and it's just like so huge nowadays, yeah, and some guys just like they can't get outside their heads.
Speaker 2:It's just like first befriend them, first think of it as like just business.
Speaker 3:It's just like oh, and then, like you said, like compliment outside of just like their beauty just don't be like regular, you know, just be creative a little bit. If you care about a girl, definitely try to compliment her on different things then, and if she doesn't care, that's okay too yeah, it's just like but you have to be confident in yourself to know like to walk away like where it's like.
Speaker 2:Oh, it didn't work out okay. Yeah, I already pictured our lives together, but still like okay, like exude non-need.
Speaker 1:You got to exude non-neediness. What's that Exude non-neediness?
Speaker 3:But this is why, if you're not secure within yourself, I also think you should never be in a relationship until you actually fix yourself. Fix yourself by what I mean by that is self-love. You need to come back to you to understand why are you insecure about certain things? You know you have to heal those freaking dramas. If you don't, then you're not going to be able to be in a healthy relationship.
Speaker 2:Are you ever fully secure with yourself?
Speaker 3:No, I mean little insecurity is healthy. It's humbling, you know like I feel like if you are fully all about yourself, you would push a lot of people away.
Speaker 2:Maybe, maybe, like if you are fully all about yourself, you would push a lot of people away. Maybe, maybe, maybe. You gotta try ladies, oh my god, yeah, you want some trauma. Come here oh god, toxic, I tell you. I. I really hope that I get to be memed on this one time one time I just want to be a viral meme, you know, like because I was watching the oscars, yeah and like, and there was a situation where, like it was, uh, danny devito and arnold sorschenegger I'm not vick, did you?
Speaker 2:see that, yeah, yeah and then well, and basically they, they like they talk about the time, uh, where they face batman, because arnold was, yeah, you know, and so it was danny devito he was the penguin, yeah uh. And then then they look oh, there he is, and it's Michael Keaton the original Batman, oh gosh yeah. So he's just looking at them like dead ass, and then Come at me, I'm dead.
Speaker 3:That's hilarious. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2:And it's so funny because the very next day or like two days after I something, the one that was just. Sydney, sweeney yeah, like the big boobed, like you know, just SNL just skyrocketed just because of her titty great job. Anyways, like I just see, like I go down the comments, because the comments are the best part of like anything and then, like in it, they don't really have, like the Michael Keane, to bring those titties you're gonna be a meme.
Speaker 3:I believe in it. You're definitely going to be.
Speaker 2:That's my goal in life. Now it's just be a meme, you know make it happen, guys.
Speaker 3:Just just make it go viral with expressions.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's all I really want in my life I love it just. You know, all my exes have to see me yeah, like every day on Instagram. I need something for this.
Speaker 3:Fuck, let me use that face, let me use D, big D. Wait, can we talk about the big D and what I just recently? Because, guys, I have a lot of guy friends and you know that's been an issue in the past in relationships which I don't fully agree on. But one of my buddies was like, oh, I need like skinny girls, because when I hit it from the back it makes my dick feel bigger and I'm just like sitting there, I'm like where did they get?
Speaker 2:you from unfortunately.
Speaker 3:But yeah, but like, like I was just trying to ask you guys as men, like is that a thing, like what? Who thinks that way? I was like, I was so confused. I'm like are you okay?
Speaker 2:yeah like I Like, I'll be honest, like one of the girls that I was with, like I swear horse's ass, like just ridiculous, like this ass was wild, like it was as big as probably like right here, like this table, right here, can you see this table? Just like it made me just like, just like a twig in you know. But, um, I had no problem and I think like she was smart about it because she crossed her legs at like, like doggy style, like she just crossed her legs and I was like I don't need that, but okay, cool, like and so she knew, okay, got it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but that was the weirdest thing I've heard from a man. Honestly, I was like what the fuck I guess, guess you need some self-love activities?
Speaker 2:I guess so, but I mean at the same time it's like and it's not a problem of mine, but I can understand If there was a girl that would say to me oh, you got a small dick. I would be like no, you just got an empty vagina, like an endless hole right there, and you don't say that, though, exactly, but at the same time it's like if somebody has a small dick and they have a small dick, then it is what it is, you can still. Scissor.
Speaker 3:That's a myth, by the way.
Speaker 2:What Scissoring, yeah, what it's a myth oh.
Speaker 3:That's a myth, by the way. What Scissoring, yeah what it's a myth.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I did not know about it. Vic, did you know? I thought scissoring was a real thing. No, it's not. You never scissored, I mean maybe some might do that.
Speaker 3:Some you know what about the pile driver?
Speaker 2:What is that?
Speaker 3:Like she's like almost on, like in between, just like that's the pop driver, I don't know. I just, I mean, I've done a couple times the scissoring.
Speaker 2:It was not for me for sure, but see you've done it though.
Speaker 3:yeah, because I mean it's a thing so my, you want to try it because everybody fucking talks about it, but like it has done nothing to me and ever since then me and my ex were not even entertaining that. Yeah, it was just a regular oral sex and toys and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:I feel like a lot of it, like if you bust out the what's that book. But like all the moves, Kama. Sutra there we go.
Speaker 3:Oh, like if you bust out there.
Speaker 2:I haven't tried that yeah, like the Indians just came up with everything, just like amazingly right, amazing yeah, yoga and everything.
Speaker 3:Have you tried that, victor? I feel like.
Speaker 2:Vic has.
Speaker 3:He's a man of experience.
Speaker 2:Let's go Victor.
Speaker 1:Don't say too much. Your wife is watching. We've had our adventures oh my god.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like most people are just like doggy missionary vanilla type?
Speaker 3:yeah, I'm not vanilla at all. You gotta think of it. It's a study on energy, though that's what that book is so okay, I haven't dove deep in that. No, it's really. I definitely will. It would fit your style, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I hope one day, though you can, you and me could just be like in a masochist outfits.
Speaker 3:I'll be in the full little doggy let's do it, it would be fun, I think what outfit are you wearing? Everyone. Just drop in the comments if you guys don't know everyone.
Speaker 1:Just drop in the comments how much leather you want to see Dee in that would be good, good job, I would love, that that's so fun.
Speaker 3:We should totally do that soon. But yeah, uh, kamasutra, I have not tried out. I, I, I wouldn't call myself a vanilla type, but, um, because I'm always down for experiences. I feel, you know you always want to just keep it spicy so it never dies out. But you also need to have someone who's open for that too. You can't be just one-sided, you know, but if you want, I feel like you should talk about it. Victor, about like to keep like a healthy. He's laughing again to keep a healthy relationship.
Speaker 3:I feel like you need to spice things up because things get boring, and I'm an Aquarius, I get fucking bored easily.
Speaker 2:I always fear about that, just like how quickly I get bored, and I'm just like how do I keep myself entertained in all this?
Speaker 3:Well, but, if you have a woman, that also is kind of on the same page. So you guys both are going to spice things up for each other. You know, you just have to be on the same page.
Speaker 2:Like one of my exes, I love her for doing this, the only one that ever did this for me. She came in in all lingerie from Jersey, let's go. Yeah, she was dressed up normally. I always love doing this.
Speaker 3:It's helping to take your clothes off, not for sex, but more so just like oh, you just got here, let me, yeah, let me help you. Oh, that's cute like I, I love doing that. Like take off your jacket, your shoes.
Speaker 2:Let me help you with all that I want you to see, that's mental game that starts good sex, just saying but she felt like, oh, she thought the surprise was ruined because, like I helped her take off her shoes and like the fishnets were underneath there, oh my God, but I didn't even process that, because I was just like okay, cool.
Speaker 2:And then she was like I'm just going to use the bathroom real quick. And I was like, okay, cool, fine, whatever. I didn't even think anything about it. She comes back in all lingerie and I was like, oh my God, I've never experienced anything like that. I was god, I've never experienced anything like that I would.
Speaker 3:I was spoiled by her, that's why like now I'm just like damn man, like I mean, I don't know I've done it multiple times, but uh, in most cases, like guys didn't want me in the lingerie because they wouldn't be able to handle it. In a way that's what they said at least like what, like it would be just like a quick, quick come for them, like if I show up in the lingerie, yeah, they're not gonna last.
Speaker 2:Well, that's your gift to me.
Speaker 3:Anyways, I was like hell, yeah, like let me just come real quick, yeah, no but like if we can go again, and then sure but, if you go if you turn around and go to sleep, I'm waking your ass up like it's not no, you're not like I swear to god, okay, so morning sex, then there you go like you gave me.
Speaker 2:you came here for a gift from me. Let's keep it like that. I will come for you soon enough, you got to go to sleep?
Speaker 3:No, but that thing, those things excite me. The little games like that yeah, absolutely. To the point that sometimes, if that which happened, we would go to sleep and then I wouldn't get pleased. I was annoyed. But then now I'm like I don't rely on anyone, I don't expect anyone to make, make me come, I just have my toys and listen worst case if you turn around and go to sleep.
Speaker 2:I got myself but that's the thing is, like I would. I would uh join in on on that portion of just like you know, like where it's it's like let me come in for a day and let me make you come. Not even about me right, fuck, I'm just yeah let me, just because I love when a woman gets pleased I really do. That's, that's, that's. And usually it will lead to sex just because right. But if I can't, at least you came cool all right, we did a job.
Speaker 3:Not a lot of guys are like that um, vick, I know you're a man's man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's, let's go to you I'll.
Speaker 1:I'll say this that well, I would say this for me personally like I get off when the girl's getting off, ah yeah so it usually always ends up that at least they need to be off so I can get yeah, because it's almost like for you guys. It's obvious that you're gonna it's kind of like you're winning, though it's like for me it's like there's pleasure in satisfying you, because it's like makes me feel like, oh great you know, I was like I'm alpha I'm doing my job right.
Speaker 1:She loves me, she loves it yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3:See, there's a lot of guys that, for instance, if you are just like friends of benefits, um, they won't go down on you, they, but they expect you to go down on them. And I was like fuck that. I was like, unless you're down there for a while, like you, I'm the princess here. Like I'm sorry, but I am like that's how I look at it. Like the fact that you know I am in bed with you, like and you think I'm going to go down on you, you're not going to go down on me, you're out of your fucking mind. That is first time and last time we're going to have sex. Like I just think that way, and not everybody can agree, but I've experienced plenty like would just want to, you know, have regular penetration. They wouldn't even do anything, and I'm like all right.
Speaker 3:So it's just about you. Today got it, you know, because most, most females won't come from just penetration.
Speaker 2:What do you do at that point, in the sense of like you're already here?
Speaker 3:yeah, I would I would. It depends on the situation, but like most likely I would just have sex with them and then never come back. You know, because it's like I like. What like are we? Yeah?
Speaker 2:and then also we're like that was a face right there.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna clip that clip right there yeah, it's just like come on, we're, you know, at least us we're in, ready what come on but yeah it's uh, I'm. We're too old for that, like you know, maybe when you're 18, okay, don't go down in a girl, you know, because you don't know what you're doing, you're insecure, but like in your 30s, yeah like, please, a girl first.
Speaker 3:And and it's funny because I get asked questions like not a lot of girls like to go down on men, maybe because they're not, maybe they just they're insecure about it, you know what I tell a girl that makes them want to like start doing that is like you're so pretty with my dick in your mouth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it works. It works, ladies, just know you do look pretty with my dick in your mouth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what's crazy like I get intimidated, like when someone's like can you look up?
Speaker 1:like can you look at me and I'm like I don't know if I can I don up Like?
Speaker 3:can you look at me and I'm like fine, I'm like I don't know if I can I don't know if I can I would have to have, like I would have to feel secure with someone and like, yeah, confident in bed with that person, then I would do that. But I get asked like, oh, like you know, do you like?
Speaker 3:going down on people and I'm like well, not people I have to have a connection with somebody like there's a group of guys come on, I'm not that girl, um, but you know I don't mind it. And then, have you ever been in a threesome? No, I don't think I would want to, but because I was a lesbian for a little, I get asked so many times. All the time I'm like don't even fucking think about it. Like when I tell a guy when I'm on a date with somebody, like let's say it's third date, and I tell them oh, by the way, you know, I was with a girl for three years. And they're like, and I'm like, don't even open your fucking mouth, don't even try and get me in there, because I know what they're gonna say. It's like I'm just gonna watch. I'm just gonna watch. I'm like you're not watching shit, like I'm not, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you I'm so traumatized from that experience where I feel like I would never go back that way yeah, I've been in positions where I could get a threesome, but then I just like I didn't know what to initiate in right afterwards and then like, like now, if you have a girlfriend and threesomes, that that's one thing.
Speaker 3:And then if you're single and threesomes, it's a second and a different thing. There's a whole different.
Speaker 2:I mean I had a threesome with you know, a girl and one of my buddies.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know a devil's three way. Jesus.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean the girl was engaged and all that, so it was interesting. God be with her at this point. Like, yeah, I mean first time I got to do anal. And then, like it was kind of crazy because, like after like thank God I wore a condom because pulled my dick out and I just saw green shit all over it, yeah, I was like this is an experience, me and Victor are like we're too innocent for this shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I swear, I swear. But like we're too innocent for this shit. Yeah, I swear, I swear. But the good thing about it, what I learned from it because I that was the first threesome I went to and the fun thing about it is like you get to take a break, like you learn to, to like till someone else is getting there like after a while I was like ah, he's fucking her, I'm just gonna watch tv and like and then like okay you just switch out and and it's just like boom.
Speaker 3:Okay, cool, Done I could never do that, nope.
Speaker 1:I don't think I would be able to no I would not be able to.
Speaker 3:like we live with myself, but like, if it comes to threesomes and relationships, um, one time this girl was, and you know, and my ex was weird about it and he was just like he exchanged the number with her and then I found out that he's like low-key, texting her on the side and then he tried to cover it up, like, oh, she wants to have a threesome with us. I'm like, first of all, if a girl wants to have a threesome with a couple, she, she will come to me, you know, and she did come to me later on. But I was like you guys made it so fucking weird that I wouldn't even want to have a threesome with you, because now you have a whole relationship on the side. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:I feel like and, plus, I feel like relationships like if a, if a, if a partner asks for a threesome, they're bored, like you know. There's other solutions to that that just go and do. You're going to ruin your relationship, long story short, in my opinion. You're going to ruin your relationship, long story short, in my opinion, if you are open to starting to bring third person in the circle, maybe if it's a stranger and maybe if you're dating for like 10 years. Maybe, but I feel like no, that would ruin my relationship personally, I wouldn't look at you the same way.
Speaker 2:I don't like to share my meat.
Speaker 1:That's so sweet. That's so sweet, that's so sweet yeah. Okay, on that note folks.
Speaker 2:I think we've reached our hour. Yes, yes. Did we reach the hour, past the hour, whatever the hour?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Okay, cool, cool cool, perfect. So on that note, folks.
Speaker 3:We'll see you soon. So on that note, folks, we'll see you soon. Yeah, stay tuned, we're exciting. Next next week, next next next week, if you guys have any topics that you would want us to cover? Definitely let us know in the comments or send us a DM. This is really just going to be talking about life and relationships and anything in between, and we're open to hear what you guys want to hear.
Speaker 2:And we want to hear your stories. If you have a crazy wacky story like mine, please. We want you on board, bring it on, bring it on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we'd love to tackle it, it needs to be interesting and dramatic a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Just no dick pics, please, or I'll send you my dick pics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how you stop that right there canceled. What I'm just saying? I'm just saying. I'm just saying ladies, think about it. They send you a dick pic, you send them back a dick pic, they'll stop right away yeah yeah, they will genius I never understood that the whole dick pics.
Speaker 3:Oh no, nothing nice about a dick.
Speaker 2:Nothing nice about a dick, just send them just just send them a dick pic and they'll. They'll understand immediately why you didn't want a dick. Nothing nice about a dick. Just send them. Just send them a dick pic and they'll. They'll understand immediately why you didn't want a dick pic, why are?
Speaker 3:you sending me if I said you a dick, if you send me a dick pic.
Speaker 2:I said you a dick pic, that's like crazy big you'll be like shit come here and sit on this big boy, like yeah, or you'll be like, is that?
Speaker 3:a real dick, or should you get it from internet, like where she got it from?
Speaker 2:well, that's why you got Photoshopped, like to write in skin on yourself. Like you can't, you know, blackfire yourself. That's a media giveaway. You know it's got to be like.
Speaker 3:Oh my God. But yeah, please no dick pics, those are gross, no dick pics, but titty pics you can send them over.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, sometimes Other times saggy ones, you know like I'm talking about saggy, saggy, no huggles.
Speaker 3:Victor is going to church right after.
Speaker 2:Well, it's too late Victor's like. He's still going there. He's just like I'm praying for you huggles. All right, folks.
Speaker 3:Peace. Thanks guys, Bye.